Drunkenness is temporary suicide. Bertrand Russell So true IMHO. Alcohol consumption has been used for pain relief for decades. Just wish I had discovered it sooner and used it accordingly.
Amelia Ashton
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QUOTATIONS ABOUT RELIGION......FOR AND AGAINST...WELCOME YOUR THOUGHTS AND COMMENTS
by Pams girl inhello all, thought id spend an hour typing these quotations.......hope you find something you like, and welcome your thoughts and comments.
paula.. quotations about religion.
i still say a church steeple with a lightening rod shows a lack of confidence.
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Post your jokes here
by dm6 inhopefully this will get a good response because i love jokes, especially ones about the wt or jw's!.
ill start it off.. .
how do we know there are no female angels in heaven?.
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Amelia Ashton
EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY: After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain..'And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.'Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?''Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless Tit?'Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib
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Can you think of anything that is postive about being A JW?
by jam inthey make good neighbors, why because they.
stay to themselves..
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Amelia Ashton
If it wasn't for them I would probaby still be smoking 60 a day and I would never have had the courage to start a new life in Spain as a single Mum with 2 kids as I truely believed God would look after me. Now I realise I did all of it myself so there is only myself stopping me from any future adventures. Everything else was bad though.
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Happifying? Real WT quote, or are we joking -
by james_woods inmaybe i just missed it, (the story of the word) - but i am seeing this word "happifying" in a lot of threads.. can it possibly be that the wt actually printed this??
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Amelia Ashton
The word/expression that made me snigger even more than happify was the one 'it behooves us'. I have never ever ever heard that said anywhere other than in a KH.
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DAYSOFT contact lenses - they are Grreatt! (and a third of the price)
by hamsterbait ini discovered the website for these when googling online contacts.. they are made by the inventor of disposable dailies.
he is on a mission to make them available at a realistic price that reflects the cheapness of making them.
this saving has not been passed on to the customer by the likes of johnson and johnson, allergan, bausch and lomb.. i was paying three times the price for true eye and acu vue.
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Amelia Ashton
Well they arrived yesterday, much quicker than expected. They are no different to my £22 per month Specsavers lenses. Thanks so much for starting this thread.
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assemblies and alcohol
by pedal power inour dc coming up this weekend, i hated them and the only thing that kept me going ,was the reward of booze at the end of each day.my then wife,zelous judgemental pioneer, you know the type,not only droned on about my drinking, but about everyones drinking, a real barrel of laughs not.
anyway, one year we went to another dc, in newcastle, all seemed to be going well, until lunch.we went over to a hotel for lunch,i ordered my fresh orange and food, a few minutes later, the local jw,s arrived for lunch, they had all pr-ordered drinks,alcoholic drinks, and not one drink but many !!!
they were buisy getting boozed up for the afternoon session,way to go, i was about to join them, when my wife told me " dont even think about it ", anyway she was outraged, but there they were ,with thier little convention badges, men and women, young and old, getting merry, they dont even do that here in scotland, !!!.
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Amelia Ashton
In Spain it was absolutely normal to have wine or beer with lunch. If the elders were doing it, it must be okay, right?
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DAYSOFT contact lenses - they are Grreatt! (and a third of the price)
by hamsterbait ini discovered the website for these when googling online contacts.. they are made by the inventor of disposable dailies.
he is on a mission to make them available at a realistic price that reflects the cheapness of making them.
this saving has not been passed on to the customer by the likes of johnson and johnson, allergan, bausch and lomb.. i was paying three times the price for true eye and acu vue.
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Amelia Ashton
Just received an email thanking me for my order and a link to watch an instruction video on opening the packet. As I do not have video watching capabilities on my phone can someone tell me what is so difficult or complicated that I need to see an instruction video. Thankyou
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DAYSOFT contact lenses - they are Grreatt! (and a third of the price)
by hamsterbait ini discovered the website for these when googling online contacts.. they are made by the inventor of disposable dailies.
he is on a mission to make them available at a realistic price that reflects the cheapness of making them.
this saving has not been passed on to the customer by the likes of johnson and johnson, allergan, bausch and lomb.. i was paying three times the price for true eye and acu vue.
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Amelia Ashton
Just ordered a month's worth. If these are any good I will save £144 per year. I will let you know how I get on.
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News Of The World Is Shutting Down!
by NewChapter ini don't know how many are aware of this scandal in the uk, but i'll try to explain the important details.. news of the world in the uk is included in the murdoch news corp with also encompasses fox news.. reporters were hacking private phone mails for years, following stars and politicians.
they also hacked widows of fallen soldiers.
looking for the scoop.
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Amelia Ashton
Richard Wiseman is quoted as saying.....The News of the World closing is the same as a murderer handing in just one of their guns. True or false?
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Other than Michael Jackson, Prince and the Williams sisters, What other entertainmenter and sports figures are JW?
by lehigh01 ini know of a few others.
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Amelia Ashton
Hank Marvin was pointed out to me at an assembley at Twickenham but I was told not to look because that would be creature worship. So she could look but I couldn't!